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TueDec 15th
acewepeel: iammattjordan: Obama Ecstasy Pills Hit the Streets President Barack Obama’s approval rating may be hovering in the 50 percent range, but that doesn’t mean America’s Commander-in-Chief isn’t catching on with new constituents. There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets. “The drugs are characterized by a brief, powerful high followed by a long, slow come down.” - Seth Meyers

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iammattjordan:

Obama Ecstasy Pills Hit the Streets

President Barack Obama’s approval rating may be hovering in the 50 percent range, but that doesn’t mean America’s Commander-in-Chief isn’t catching on with new constituents.

There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets.

“The drugs are characterized by a brief, powerful high followed by a long, slow come down.” - Seth Meyers

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    iammattjordan: Obama Ecstasy Pills Hit the Streets President Barack Obama’s approval rating may be hovering in the 50...
  6. audible-cracks reblogged this from iammattjordan and added:
    it would be in texas.. i guess this place is so flat, they can’t roll down hills, so they just roll with other things.
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    I think we now know what the Norwegian Nobel Committee consumed the day they voted for the Peace Prize.
  11. barelysarcasm reblogged this from iammattjordan and added:
    That’s racist. Also, I already orgasm over politics WAYYYYYY too fast… so I don’t need those.
  12. nutmeg42 reblogged this from iammattjordan and added:
    Does this remind anyone else of the cereal from Pete and Pete with the heads of different presidents?
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